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legal Will Rogers

Will Rogers | legal

People are getting smarter nowadays they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.

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legal Will Rogers

Will Rogers | legal

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.

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learning Will Rogers

Will Rogers | learning

Why don’t they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.

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learning Will Rogers

Will Rogers | learning

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don’t they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.

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learning Will Rogers

Will Rogers | learning

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.

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government Will Rogers

Will Rogers | government

There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

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government Will Rogers

Will Rogers | government

It’s easy being a humorist when you’ve got the whole government working for you.

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government Will Rogers

Will Rogers | government

It’s a good thing we don’t get all the government we pay for.

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government Will Rogers

Will Rogers | government

Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.

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government Will Rogers

Will Rogers | government

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don’t get wet you can keep.

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