Will Rogers

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don’t get wet you can keep.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don’t they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.

A fool and his money are soon elected.