Category: Will Rogers

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn’t go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he’s got.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.