Voltaire

To believe in God is impossible not to believe in Him is absurd.

The very impossibility in which I find myself to prove that God is not, discovers to me his existence.

If God created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated.

It is not known precisely where angels dwell whether in the air, the void, or the planets. It has not been God’s pleasure that we should be informed of their abode.

If there were no God, it would be necessary to invent him.

Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity.

God is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of those who shoot best.

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him.

All men are born with a nose and ten fingers, but no one was born with a knowledge of God.

God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.