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Quote from Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

Do you understand what I’m saying?”shouted Moist. “You can’t just go around killing people!””Why Not? You Do.” The golem lowered his arm.”What?” snapped Moist. “I do not! Who told you that?””I Worked It Out. You Have Killed Two Point Three Three Eight People,” said the golem calmly.”I have never laid a finger on anyone in my life, Mr Pump. I may be–– all the things you know I am, but I am not a killer! I have never so much as drawn a sword!””No, You Have Not. But You Have Stolen, Embezzled, Defrauded And Swindled Without Discrimination, Mr Lipvig. You Have Ruined Businesses And Destroyed Jobs. When Banks Fail, It Is Seldom Bankers Who Starve. Your Actions Have Taken Money From Those Who Had Little Enough To Begin With. In A Myriad Small Ways You Have Hastened The Deaths Of Many. You Do Not Know Them. You Did Not See Them Bleed. But You Snatched Bread From Their Mouths And Tore Clothes From Their Backs. For Sport, Mr Lipvig. For Sport. For The Joy Of The Game.

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Quote from Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

Perhaps it would be simpler if you just did what you’re told and didn’t try to understand things.

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Quote from Terry Pratchett, Soul Music

It was sad music. But it waved its sadness like a battle flag. It said the universe had done all it could, but you were still alive.

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Quote from Terry Pratchett, Diggers

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

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Quote from Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic

The sun rose slowly, as if it wasn’t sure it was worth all the effort.

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Quote from Terry Pratchett, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

Aziraphale collected books. If he were totally honest with himself he would have to have admitted that his bookshop was simply somewhere to store them. He was not unusual in this. In order to maintain his cover as a typical second-hand book seller, he used every means short of actual physical violence to prevent customers from making a purchase. Unpleasant damp smells, glowering looks, erratic opening hours – he was incredibly good at it.

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Quote from Terry Pratchett, Soul Music

In theory it was, around now, Literature. Susan hated Literature. She’d much prefer to read a good book.

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Death: “THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT.”Albert: “Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them.

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Quote from Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum

When people say things are a lot more complicated than that, they means they’re getting worried that they won’t like the truth.

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Quote from Terry Pratchett, Mort

He’d been wrong, there was a light at the end of the tunnel, and it was a flamethrower.

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