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Quote from Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

No! Please! I’ll tell you whatever you want to know!” the man yelled. “Really?” said Vimes. “What’s the orbital velocity of the moon?””What?””Oh, you’d like something simpler?

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Quote from Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

Speak softly and employ a huge man with a crowbar.

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Quote from Terry Pratchett, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

God does not play games with His loyal servants”, said the Metatron, but in a worried tone of voice.”Whoopee”, said Crowley.

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Quote from Terry Pratchett, Mort

It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever,” he said. “Have you thought of going into teaching?

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Quote from Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of thecat, although in this case there were three determinate states the catcould be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.

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Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.

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Quote from Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters

Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.

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Quote from Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.

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Quote from Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

An Assassin, a real Assassin, had to look like one – black clothes, hood, boots, and all. If they could wear any clothes, any disguise, then what could anyone do but spend all day in a small room with a loaded crossbow pointed at the door?

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Quote from Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites

The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.

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