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Quote from Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man

YOU FEAR TO DIE?”It’s not that I don’t want… I mean, I’ve always…it’s just that life is a habit that’s hard to break…

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My experience in Amsterdam is that cyclists ride where the hell they like and aim in a state of rage at all pedestrians while ringing their bell loudly, the concept of avoiding people being foreign to them.My dream holiday would be a) a ticket to Amsterdam b) immunity from prosecution and c) a baseball bat.

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Small Gods Terry Pratchett

Quote from Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

What’s a philosopher?’ said Brutha.Someone who’s bright enough to find a job with no heavy lifting,’ said a voice in his head.

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Quote from Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man

Studies have shown that an ant can carry one hundred times its own weight, but there is no known limit to the lifting power of the average tiny eighty-year-old Spanish peasant grandmother.

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Terry Pratchett The Color of Magic

Quote from Terry Pratchett, The Color of Magic

Every intelligent being, whether it breathes or not, coughs nervously at some time in its life.

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Quote from Terry Pratchett, Wintersmith

I’m not superstitious. I’m a witch. Witches aren’t superstitious. We are what people are superstitious of.

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Quote from Terry Pratchett, Jingo

Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.

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Terry Pratchett Thief of Time

Quote from Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time

Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying ‘End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH’, the paint wouldn’t even have time to dry.

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Small Gods Terry Pratchett

Quote from Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

We are here and it is now. The way I see it is, after that, everything tends towards guesswork.

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Quote from Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment

This was not a fairy-tale castle and there was no such thing as a fairy-tale ending, but sometimes you could threaten to kick the handsome prince in the ham-and-eggs.

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