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Steven Wright
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The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, ‘Where the hell is my roof?
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I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.
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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time” so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
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