Because of you

Category: Steven Wright

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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

I think God’s going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.

If God dropped acid, would he see people?

I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.

What’s another word for Thesaurus?

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

Deep tissue massage for facial pain. Herbal syrups & elixirs for cough relief. Thus, though quamina mp luckily survived it, his father and.