Category: Spike Milligan

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money Spike Milligan

Spike Milligan | money

Money couldn’t buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.

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money Spike Milligan

Spike Milligan | money

Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

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money Spike Milligan

Spike Milligan | money

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.

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marriage Spike Milligan

Spike Milligan | marriage

It was a perfect marriage. She didn’t want to and he couldn’t.

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health Spike Milligan

Spike Milligan | health

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

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happiness Spike Milligan

Spike Milligan | happiness

Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

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God Spike Milligan

Spike Milligan | god

And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

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funny Spike Milligan

Spike Milligan | funny

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

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funny Spike Milligan

Spike Milligan | funny

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

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funny Spike Milligan

Spike Milligan | funny

My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.

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