Quote from Scott Dikkers, You Are Worthless: Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day
Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious.
Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious.
Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.