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Fear Scott Adams

Scott Adams | fear

I think ‘Dilbert’ will remain popular as long as employees are frustrated and they fear the consequences of complaining too loudly. ‘Dilbert’ is the designated voice of discontent for the workplace. I never planned it that way. It just happened.

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Scott Adams | family

The greenest home is the one you don’t build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another family and share a house that’s already built. Better yet, live in the forest and eat whatever the squirrels don’t want.

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failure Scott Adams

Scott Adams | failure

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.

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failure Scott Adams

Scott Adams | failure

The only risk of failure is promotion.

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dating Scott Adams

Scott Adams | dating

Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.

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Scott Adams | car

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn’t have to ride around with jerks.

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Scott Adams | business

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

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business Scott Adams

Scott Adams | business

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

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Scott Adams | best

Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.

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best Scott Adams

Scott Adams | best

Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but let’s face it, a hamster with Alzheimer’s could make those kind of numbers. It’s great work if you can get it.

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