Category: Scott Adams

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pet Scott Adams

Scott Adams | pet

There’s kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat if you don’t pet her for 10 minutes she’ll bother you for six hours.

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money Scott Adams

Scott Adams | money

When you hire that first person, then you’re a boss. You’ve got performance reviews. You’ve got complaints about not making enough money. You’ve got people who are just going to sell your story to the tabloids.

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knowledge Scott Adams

Scott Adams | knowledge

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.

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intelligence Scott Adams

Scott Adams | intelligence

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

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humor Scott Adams

Scott Adams | humor

It doesn’t take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.

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Home Scott Adams

Scott Adams | home

Obviously there’s not much options when you’re a cartoonist – you pretty much either work at home or rent an office I guess, and working at home just seems easier.

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Home Scott Adams

Scott Adams | home

Home is pretty utopian.

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Home Scott Adams

Scott Adams | home

The greenest home is the one you don’t build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another family and share a house that’s already built. Better yet, live in the forest and eat whatever the squirrels don’t want.

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future Scott Adams

Scott Adams | future

Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel.

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forgiveness Scott Adams

Scott Adams | forgiveness

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

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