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When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

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My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn’t want him to.

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To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior.’

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I get a lot of return business. I think it’s all those years I put in traveling around the country people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again.

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I love to sleep. Do you? Isn’t it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.

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Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That’s how rich I want to be.

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