Rita Rudner | parenting
I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don’t even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.
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Rita Rudner | movingon
I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don’t know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I’ll break up with someone on purpose.
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Rita Rudner | men
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it’s quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
Rita Rudner | men
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – they’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita Rudner | medical
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office was full of portraits by Picasso.
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Rita Rudner | marriage
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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Rita Rudner | marriage
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can’t decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
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Rita Rudner | marriage
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – they’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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