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P.G. Wodehouse The Adventures of Sally

Quote from P.G. Wodehouse, The Adventures of Sally

A man’s subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.

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P.G. Wodehouse The Code of the Woosters

Quote from P.G. Wodehouse, The Code of the Woosters

There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself, ‘Do trousers matter?'””The mood will pass, sir.

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P.G. Wodehouse The Man Upstairs and Other Stories

Quote from P.G. Wodehouse, The Man Upstairs and Other Stories

A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of one who has searched for the leak in life’s gas-pipe with a lighted candle.

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Quote from P.G. Wodehouse, My Man Jeeves

What ho!” I said.”What ho!” said Motty.”What ho! What ho!””What ho! What ho! What ho!”After that it seemed rather difficult to go on with the conversation.

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P.G. Wodehouse The Best of Wodehouse: An Anthology

Quote from P.G. Wodehouse, The Best of Wodehouse: An Anthology

Freddie experienced the sort of abysmal soul-sadness which afflicts one of Tolstoy’s Russian peasants when, after putting in a heavy day’s work strangling his father, beating his wife, and dropping the baby into the city’s reservoir, he turns to the cupboards, only to find the vodka bottle empty.

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He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom.

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Quote from P.G. Wodehouse

There are situations in life which are beyond one. The sensible man realizes this, and slides out of such situations, admitting himself beaten. Others try to grapple with them, but it never does any good. When affairs get in a real tangle, it is best to sit still and let them straighten themselves out. Or, if one does not do that, simply to think no more about them. This is Philosophy. The true philosopher is the man who says “All right,” and goes to sleep in his arm-chair. One’s attitude towards Life’s Little Difficulties should be that of the gentleman in the fable, who sat down on an acorn one day and happened to doze. The warmth of his body caused the acorn to germinate, and it grew so rapidly that, when he awoke, he found himself sitting in the fork of an oak sixty feet from the ground. He thought he would go home, but, finding this impossible, he altered his plans. “Well, well,” he said, “if I cannot compel circumstances to my will, I can at least adapt my will to circumstances. I decide to remain here.” Which he did, and had a not unpleasant time. The oak lacked some of the comforts of home, but the air was splendid and the view excellent.Today’s Great Thought for Young Readers. Imitate this man.

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Quote from P.G. Wodehouse, Jeeves and the Unbidden Guest

I’m not absolutely certain of the facts, but I rather fancy it’s Shakespeare who says that it’s always just when a fellow is feeling particularly braced with things in general that Fate sneaks up behind him with the bit of lead piping.

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Quote from P.G. Wodehouse, Jeeves in the Morning

It was one of those cases where you approve the broad, general principle of an idea but can’t help being in a bit of a twitter at the prospect of putting it into practical effect. I explained this to Jeeves, and he said much the same thing had bothered Hamlet.

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P.G. Wodehouse Very Good

Quote from P.G. Wodehouse, Very Good, Jeeves!

Unseen in the background, Fate was quietly slipping lead into the boxing-glove.

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