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P.G. Wodehouse Very Good

Quote from P.G. Wodehouse, Very Good, Jeeves!

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

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There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

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Whenever I get that sad, depressed feeling, I go out and kill a policeman.

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Quote from P.G. Wodehouse, A Wodehouse Bestiary

I flung open the door. I got a momentary flash of about a hundred and fifteen cats of all sizes and colours scrapping in the middle of the room, and then they all shot past me with a rush and out of the front door; and all that was left of the mobscene was the head of a whacking big fish, lying on the carpet and staring up at me in a rather austere sort of way, as if it wanted a written explanation and apology.

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Quote from P.G. Wodehouse, Carry on, Jeeves

What’s the use of a great city having temptations if fellows don’t yield to them?

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Quote from P.G. Wodehouse, Mike and Psmith

Mike nodded. A sombre nod. The nod Napoleon might have given if somebody had met him in 1812 and said, “So, you’re back from Moscow, eh?

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He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.

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P.G. Wodehouse The Girl in Blue

Quote from P.G. Wodehouse, The Girl in Blue

It was one of the dullest speeches I ever heard. The Agee woman told us for three quarters of an hour how she came to write her beastly book, when a simple apology was all that was required.

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Quote from P.G. Wodehouse, Carry on, Jeeves

You would not enjoy Nietzsche, sir. He is fundamentally unsound.

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P.G. Wodehouse The Small Bachelor

Quote from P.G. Wodehouse, The Small Bachelor

Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse.

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