Ogden Nash - 🦋 Beautiful Quotes

Ogden Nash | marriage

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong, admit it Whenever you’re right, shut up.

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong, admit it Whenever you’re right, shut up.

I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.

Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you.

Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you.

The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

Certainly there are things in life that money can’t buy, but it’s very funny – Did you ever try buying then without money?

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.