Mark Twain

Man – a creature made at the end of the week’s work when God was tired.

Man was made at the end of the week’s work when God was tired.

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.