Larry David - 🦋 Beautiful Quotes

Larry David | home

Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on!

It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas.

I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.

There’s also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.

You have to discover when you’re inadequate to be funny and you don’t know you’re inadequate when you’re a kid.

I gave a funny speech at my wife’s birthday party, and I’m thinking, ‘Hey, I’ve still got it.’

I think we’re all good and bad, but good’s not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.

If you tell the truth about how you’re feeling, it becomes funny.

Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn’t normally.

When you’re not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.