Kin Hubbard

Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.

When a fellow says, ‘It ain’t the money but the principle of the thing,’ it’s the money.

It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.