Josh Billings

The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain’t gout.

The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way.

One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs.

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.