Category: James Thurber

I’m 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics. But if there were fifteen months in every year, I’d only be 48. That’s the trouble with us. We number everything. Take women, for example. I think they deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of 28 and 40.

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.