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Henny Youngman | christmas

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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays.

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Henny Youngman | women

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This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he’s Frank and in Chicago he’s Ernest.

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Henny Youngman | travel

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Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

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Henny Youngman | time

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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

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Henny Youngman | teacher

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A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.

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Henny Youngman | music

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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

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