Helen Rowland

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.

When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.

Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can’t be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.