Quote from George Carlin, Napalm & Silly Putty
If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
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George Carlin
Quote from George Carlin
Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever ’til the end of time!But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He’s all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can’t handle money!
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Quote from George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: “Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.
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