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Elbert Hubbard | funny

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

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