Fred Allen | valentinesday
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Fred Allen | success
An actor’s popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.
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Fred Allen | history
We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion.
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Fred Allen | graduation
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
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