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Erma Bombeck | parenting

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Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.

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Erma Bombeck | morning

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There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.

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Erma Bombeck | mom

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Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.

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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.

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Erma Bombeck | men

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What’s with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?

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Erma Bombeck | medical

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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

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Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You’re not out of it until the computer says you’re out of it.

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Erma Bombeck | marriage

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Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.

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For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it’s time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.