Erma Bombeck | time
I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: ‘Checkout Time is 18 years.’
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Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck | time
For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it’s time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.
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Erma Bombeck | strength
Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.
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Erma Bombeck | society
I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes.
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Erma Bombeck | society
Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago.
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Erma Bombeck | religion
Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It’s too controversial.
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Erma Bombeck | politics
Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It’s too controversial.
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