Category: Ellen DeGeneres

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Ellen DeGeneres funny

Ellen DeGeneres | funny

Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else’s expense. And I find that that’s just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else’s feelings.

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Ellen DeGeneres funny

Ellen DeGeneres | funny

I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.

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Ellen DeGeneres funny

Ellen DeGeneres | funny

People always ask me, ‘Were you funny as a child?’ Well, no, I was an accountant.

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Ellen DeGeneres funny

Ellen DeGeneres | funny

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is.

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Ellen DeGeneres freedom

Ellen DeGeneres | freedom

Even before I knew I was gay, I knew I didn’t want to have a child. I knew I didn’t want to have one. I never want to have to release it from me. Listen, I love babies. I love children. And I melt when I’m around them. I also love my freedom and I love that I can sleep at night.

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Ellen DeGeneres Food

Ellen DeGeneres | food

People love their animals so much so that they put little clothes on them and necklaces and booties and things like that. And if you love your animal, then you should feed them something that’s not dangerous for them. There’s a lot of poisonous stuff that they’re putting in a lot of that food, those by-products.

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Ellen DeGeneres Fear

Ellen DeGeneres | fear

The world is full of a lot of fear and a lot of negativity, and a lot of judgment. I just think people need to start shifting into joy and happiness. As corny as it sounds, we need to make a shift.

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Ellen DeGeneres Famous

Ellen DeGeneres | famous

When we were growing up our parents somehow made it clear that being famous was good. And I mistakenly thought that if I was famous then everyone would love me.

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Ellen DeGeneres Faith

Ellen DeGeneres | faith

Faith is part of who I am, yes. I was raised Christian Scientist. The most important thing I saw every single week on the wall at Sunday school was the Golden Rule.

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Ellen DeGeneres equality

Ellen DeGeneres | equality

Here are the values that I stand for: honesty, equality, kindness, compassion, treating people the way you want to be treated and helping those in need. To me, those are traditional values.

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