Dave Barry | saintpatricksday
Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.
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Dave Barry | christmas
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
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Dave Barry | women
Guys are simple… women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.
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Dave Barry | truth
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.
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Dave Barry | trust
The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn’t have eyeballs or fins.
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Dave Barry | travel
It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.
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Dave Barry | time
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
Dave Barry | teen
Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.