Chris Rock

Chris Rock | humor

A sense of humor is great – it goes a long, long way in a marriage.

I was bused to a school in Gerritsen Beach in Brooklyn in 1972. I was one of the first black kids in the history of the school.

You don’t pay taxes – they take taxes.

Hollywood’s just not funny.

Karaoke isn’t fair when you’re a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I’m a professional funny guy.

Funny is only something that others know about you – you can’t be funny by yourself.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I’m famous.

I love being famous. It’s almost like being white.

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